Honest Road Signs

The excellent series "Minuit, Le Soir" (Wikipedia, IMDB, Radio Canada) contains some pretty hilarious road signs which excel through their honesty, and are sometimes touching:

"Stationnement interdit sauf véhicules d'urgence ou si vous connaissez quelqu'un dans la police"

"No stopping except emergency vehicles or if you know somebody with the police"

"Parc inachevé: argent volé par conseiller municipal"

"Park not achieved: funds stolen by city councilor"

"Priorité aux piétons: ralentissez" - "Ben non, c't'une joke: on s'en fout des piétons"

"Yield to pedestrians: slow down" - "Hey no, just joking: nobody cares about pedestrians"

"Cri de désespoir d'un ami: priorité"

"Give priority to the desperate cry of a friend"

"Piéton trop perdu dans ses pensées pour entendre le cri de désespoir d'un ami"

"Pedestrian too lost in his own thoughts to hear desperate cry of friend"